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tomahok:

vvhoreible:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

i reblogged this shit 4 days ago and my refund got deposited into my account today…ha..ha

i luv money
johnmbradshaw:

Oh my fuck!!!

(Source: blondosonichellcat, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(Source: kimyefanclub, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

novalola:

uontha:

diverseiridescentbeings:

Follow: http://diverseiridescentbeings.tumblr.com/

Lovely Freckled faces Part 1.

OMG THESE ARE SO PERFECT I’M DYING !!!!

ode to freckles

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

image

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

image

i’m confused do I kill him or what

image

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

(Source: kirubirus, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

itachis-homie:

sasuke is getting maD AT HIMSELF